9‑year-old boy: Lee, are you dating my mom?
20-something guy, awkwardly: No! No, I’m not dating your mom.
9‑year-old boy: Well, whatever you are doing keeps her happy, like she is when she is dating someone! I know she is not cool anymore, but for a mom she’s fun all-right! (pause) I’m happy I got to ask you.
20-something guy, in disbelief: Ehh… Ah…

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