Chubby 40-something lady, grabbing tabloid and shaking it in friend’s face: Oh my god, look at this. That Angie, they’re gonna adopt a seventh kid?
Slender friend: Like, please take care of the ones you have first.
Chubby 40-something: She’s like a child hoarder! They only let that one lady have 6 cats. Seven’s too many.

–Times Square grocery