Teenag­er: Who wants to sleep on the plane? Lets just stay here!
Dad: Who knows, this plane might go to An­chor­age or some­thing…
Teenag­er: Oh cool, I like Cana­da. I would­n’t mind stay­ing there.
Flight at­ten­dant: An­chor­age is in Alas­ka…

–LGA

Over­heard by: Tired FA