Girl #1, see­ing her friend or­der an espres­so: No milk or wa­ter? Just strong cof­fee?
Girl #2: Yeah, I like my cof­fee the way I like my men. (thinks, then laughs) Ac­tu­al­ly, that’s to­tal­ly not true.

–Abra­co Espres­so

Over­heard by: Jens