Schol­ar #1: So what did you get on your PSAT?
Schol­ar #2: I got like 91st per­centile.
Schol­ar #1: Yeah, I got like 90th.
Schol­ar #1: Do you think any­body gets 0th per­centile?
Schol­ar #2: It’s prob­a­bly, like… phys­i­cal­ly pos­si­ble, but no one ac­tu­al­ly does.

–F Train

Over­heard by: Jest­ing­Pi­late