Chipo­tle em­ploy­ee: Would you like beans?
Asian la­dy: Chick­en and pork.
Chipo­tle em­ploy­ee: Okay, would you like beans?
Asian la­dy: And rice!
Chipo­tle em­ploy­ee: Would you like beans??
Asian la­dy: Blank stare.
Chipo­tle em­ploy­ee: Wou… Shakes head… Any­thing else?

–Chipo­tle, 56th & 6th

Over­heard by: Bur­ri­to Lover