Man screaming on phone: If you got kids and you’re not gonna let the uncle know… That ain’t right!

–Forest Hills, Queens

Overheard by: Sara

Suit on cell: I punched my daughter in the fucking head yesterday.

–Hudson & Vandam

Overheard by: Alex

Girl to guy: Yeah… My sister’s autistic, so we went to Disney World a lot…

–Soho

Overheard by: Benf

Balding overweight preppy player, holding golf clubs: Dude, I had sex with her twin sister and it was by far better than the other one man.

–Meatpacking District