10-year-old sister: Ya know, I’m not eating McDonald’s anymore; I’m on a diet. I only eat Popeyes now.
Little boy, high-fiving Ronald McDonald statue: There’s my boy!
–McDonald’s, 2nd Ave & 39th St
Overheard by: Juan Chung
Gay guy to boyfriend while on line: Unnhh-uhh, you need to stop eating Big Macs… Last nite your sperm tasted like that sauce!
Fat mother to soon-to-be-fat kids: You can have a hot dog while we try and find a McDonald’s.