Dude: I didn’t realize until later that night that she called me a bastard because I don’t have a dad.
Hot girl: Wait… What do you mean?
Dude: I thought she was just calling me a bastard because that’s the word she chose randomly. I realized later that she was talking about my dad.
Hot girl: I still don’t get it.
Dude: The word bastard used to be used to describe kids that were born when a guy cheated on his wife or something. She called me that because I don’t have a dad.
Hot girl: But I don’t understand how you can’t have a dad… Unless you were a test tube baby or something. (eyes widen) Are you a test tube baby?

–L Train

Overheard by: Tim