Man: Do you ever have a pair of shoes you just want to… walk in?
Woman: I kind of thought that was the point of shoes. And, no: I hate shoes. If I didn’t have to wear them, I wouldn’t.
Man: I don’t know. I love these so much I could name them.
Woman: I named my computer when I was in college. It was a Dell, so I called it “Adele.”

–Metropolitan Museum of Art