Post office clerk: Hi sir, how can I help you?
Spanish guy: Hi, I want to pick up my package.
Post office clerk: Sir, your package is not here.
Spanish guy: But I thought I can pick up my package anywhere.
Post office clerk: No, your package gets sent to only one post office. It cannot be here or in multiple locations.
Spanish guy: Wait… Aren’t you guys connected?
Post office clerk: Next!

–Sheepshead Bay Post Office

Overheard by: R and C