Old­er woman, watch­ing paint­ing: She is ug­ly. She has a re­al­ly ug­ly face. Look at her fore­head!
Old­er man: Yeah, she’s pret­ty ug­ly.
Old­er woman: But wow! She has great tits!
Old­er man: But they’re point­ing the wrong way!

–Mu­se­um of Mod­ern Art