Tired-look­ing dad on cell: Got­ta get the cof­fee, got­ta get the hero­in…
Lit­tle boy: Dad­dy, what’s hero­in?
Tired-look­ing dad: Um, a hero­in is a per­son that the hero saves.
Mex­i­can sit­ting next to him: Hi­jo de pu­ta.

–6 Train

Over­heard by: vic­ki