College girl: Oh my god, whoever invented pizza I want to touch intimately!

–111th & Broadway, Koronets Pizza

Little girl pointing at vending machine: You’re not telling the truth! It says “made from the best stuff on earth” but the best stuff on earth is pizza! And pudding. And ice cream. All desserts and then pizza. And sushi. And mint tea…

–Grandpa’s Pizza, Broadway & Isham

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Energetic young man in “I heart bacon” t‑shirt: Can I have a quarter, man, for a slice of pizza? A quarter? Or a cigarette! I’ll buy a cigarette off you for seventy-five cents!

–14th & Broadway

Overheard by: dcjg

Woman to girl leaving dance recital: Now you can eat a whole pizza!

–60th St & West End Ave