Assertive six-year-old boy to his mother: You need to tell on people because people need to be punished.
–6th Ave & 16th St
Overheard by: Don Willmott
Toddler in stroller, exiting train station: I want to go to Columbia university!
–96th St & Broadway
Overheard by: Josh
Little boy to father: Because after you seduce somebody, the person you seduced…
–30th Ave & 42nd St
Overheard by: Jeff Stephens
Little girl to mother: Are we going to get chocolate chip animal cookies? I need them, I’m so dehydrated!