Teen chubster: She was like, “you skinny bitch,” and I was like, “I’m not skinny!”

–Times Square

Overheard by: Mickey

Woman on cell: I make a *much* better cynic than that, bitch.

–Columbia University

Overheard by: Ladle

Man on phone: I ain’t gonna be the bigger man; ain’t no bitch bigger than her!

–Union Square

Overheard by: Iain Burke

Jubilant male on phone: Nigga, the slammest bitches are on 9th!

–32nd & 7th