Hot chick to another: Prunes, sex and spicy food, all at the same time…


Ghetto-fabulous guy to suit who just bumped into him: Man, you look like the kind of guy who’d buy a six-dollar cupcake and throw out half.

–Outside Magnolia Bakery, Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: Greg

20-something man: Yeah, I think I’m just gonna get my Rachel Ray on and make some potato salad.

–Greenpoint, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Katie

Guy to friend: I was eating fried dough at a street fair when an old woman looking really depressed asked me “does it have any flavor?”.

–Astoria, Queens

Well-dressed African-American male at bodega: Those cheesecakin’ whores are playing with my emotions!