Preppy white girl #1: Yeah, I hate how she thinks I’m emo.
Preppy white girl #2: Dude, you are so emo!
Preppy white girl #1: If I am emo, than you are gangster.
Preppy white girl #2: What? Why? Just because sometimes I make a peace sign with my hand and say “yo”? I am calling you emo because you cry all of the time and listen to awful punk music about death!

–79th St & Park Ave