Jewish lady to stranger: Do you want a coffee? It’s free… I don’t trink coffee.
Stranger #1: No, thanks.
Jewish lady: Do you want a coffee? It’s free… I don’t trink coffee.
Stranger #2: No, thanks ma’am. I’m Muslim.
Jewish lady: Happy Ramadan! (and then, as if it was normal, just walks off)

–Broadway & 80th