Guy to girl­friend: You did­n’t even in­vite me in! You did­n’t treat me as good as you’d treat any oth­er cus­tomer! (lat­er) No, the next time some dude tries to give you his num­ber, you take it, you un­der­stand? That way, I can hunt him down and tell him you aren’t in­ter­est­ed, and he’s in­ap­pro­pri­ate!

–1 Uptown/Times Square

Over­heard by: ggirl