Hipster guy: Dude, no one goes there, it’s a ghost town – like Chernobyl or MySpace.
–Whole Foods
Hipster: In Thailand, the Pad Thai just didn’t live up to my expectations.
–Wall Street Burger Shoppe
20-something white hipster girl: Well, she used to be some sort of hedge fund chick, but now she’s a trapeze artist.
–41st St & Queens Blvd
Overheard by: alexander
Hipster in the YA section: I only eat organic food, so I can’t shop at Whole Foods. Yeah, they seem like really nice people, but they shop at Whole Foods, and that’s against my philosophy. Did you see the movie Zeitgeist? It’s all true.
–The Strand
Drunk hipster: I hope my Wells Fargo goes through tonight, I’m gonna buy so much Bubba Gump.
–Steinway & 34th Ave, Queens
Hipster standing on long board with three Dachshunds on separate leashes, as they begin to pull him down the street: It’s working… It’s working!
–23rd & 3rd
Overheard by: ec
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