Dude: I almost ran over Eliot Spitzer yesterday.
–66th St & Broadway
Howard Spira on cell: If I go to the funeral, it’ll make more news than Lindsay Lohan.
Overheard by: the boss of nothing
40-something on cell: Zac Efron is the new James Dean.
–Universal News, 14th St
Overheard by: Jeff
Male Fordham student: I want to send howlers. Like I’d love to just send Rush Limbaugh a howler.
Man to male friend: You know I think you’re a handsome guy, but if Judy Dench were a man…
–Hale & Hearty
Overheard by: Lana