Dude: I almost ran over Eliot Spitzer yesterday.

–66th St & Broadway

Howard Spira on cell: If I go to the funeral, it’ll make more news than Lindsay Lohan.

–The Bronx

Overheard by: the boss of nothing

40-something on cell: Zac Efron is the new James Dean.

–Universal News, 14th St

Overheard by: Jeff

Male Fordham student: I want to send howlers. Like I’d love to just send Rush Limbaugh a howler.

–Fordham University

Man to male friend: You know I think you’re a handsome guy, but if Judy Dench were a man…

–Hale & Hearty

Overheard by: Lana