Doc­tor la­dy: Did you hear that Dr. Khan just had a ba­by?
Doc­tor guy: Oh, was she preg­nant?

–Burg­er King, Ja­maica

Over­heard by: Ed Sel­ter

Woman: She did­n’t even know she was preg­nant un­til she was giv­ing birth…

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty Med­ical Cen­ter