Crazy toothless woman taking packets of salt and pepper from bins: What, ya’ll ain’t never seen people taking teeth and pills from restaurants before? Ya’ll don’t know my name is Harwas and I’m anti-semetic. I hex all of ya’ll. May it grow this way.
Teen: Yo, mama, you forgot the ketchup.
Crazy toothless woman: I’m just stepping through nicely.
–McDonald’s, 34th & 8th