Bouncer: What was your name again?
Girl #1: Caitlyn.
Bouncer: And your name?
Girl #2: Also caitlyn.
Bouncer: Really? And you’re friends? No shit!
Girl at the door: No, it’s cool. My name is Kate and I only run with other Kates.
–The Living Room, 154 Ludlow St
Overheard by: Another Kate at the bar