Elderly man, to himself: I find Family Guy highly stimulating.

–Prospect Park

Overheard by: Taylor

Silly party girl: Jersey Shore is more informative then other shows! I mean, it teaches you how to dress and how to have great sex!

–Q Train

NYU girl: Yeah, right now I finally have a solid tuesday/wednesday/thursday line-up cause Glee is back on!

–Gould Plaza

Overheard by: Erin

Hipster to another: MTV is like my grandfather!

–13th St & 6th

Woman to boyfriend: I can watch all those shows you hate, like America’s Next Top Grundle.

–N Train

Overheard by: tC

Guy: Oh yeah, she watches that shit all right. And not even ironically!

–Q Train, Brooklyn