Midday Sunday drunken bum #1: What you got goin’ on man? What you got?
Midday Sunday drunken bum #2: I ain’t got shit.
Midday Sunday drunken bum #1: Come on, man…
Midday Sunday drunken bum #2: I ain’t got nothin’ but my dick.

–42nd & 9th

Overheard by: Matt