Woman show­ing pic­tures to child: This is Sam­my… And this is Abe when he was four. He looks like an alien with those sun­glass­es.
Child: What’s an alien?
Woman: It’s like… like some­one who lives on the moon or some­thing. But aliens aren’t re­al. They don’t ex­ist.
Child: But Abe ex­ists!

–Kid-friend­ly Din­er, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: ABrook­lyn­Baby’s­Nan­ny