Woman showing pictures to child: This is Sammy… And this is Abe when he was four. He looks like an alien with those sunglasses.
Child: What’s an alien?
Woman: It’s like… like someone who lives on the moon or something. But aliens aren’t real. They don’t exist.
Child: But Abe exists!
–Kid-friendly Diner, Brooklyn
Overheard by: ABrooklynBaby’sNanny