Irritated girl to imploring guy: I’m gonna have enough to answer for on Judgment Day – I’m not adding this to the list.
–Strip Club, Times Square
20-something prepster: If the zombie apocalypse happens tomorrow, we are all fucked.
Thug, at sunset: Yo, it be gettin’ dark, nigga! It’s like the apocalypse or some shit!
–Cortelyou & E 17th St
Overheard by: Jon A.
Exasperated man: If you create a black hole, it’s going to destroy the world no matter *where* you put it!
–14th St & 6th
Overheard by: wishingscienceweretaughtinschool