Angry waitress: When Patty’s mad, she goes to church. It don’t help her!

–Diner, Fordham Rd

Hobo, punching brick wall: I’m not mad! I’m just testing my knuckles!

–Outside Webster Hall

Guy on street to female: Don’t get mad or nothing, but you’re a temporary hoe.

–Fulton Mall

Asian girl to Caucasian boyfriend: She’s like, ‘why are you mad?’ and I’m like, ‘I’m not mad. That’s just my face.’

–West Village