Guy on cell: Also, it’s not for nothing, but I wouldn’t hesitate to slap the shit out of her.

–28th & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Nathan

Well-fed black women to boyfriend: I will smack the color right off your face!

–Carmine & Bedford

Mother to screaming children: My hand is itching for a date with your face!

–50th & Park Ave

Wannabe thug, to wannabe thug friend: I’ll let you punch me in the stomach ten times if you let me punch you in the face once.

–48th & 9th

Overheard by: Didn’t know there was an exchange rate…