Guy on cell: Also, it’s not for nothing, but I wouldn’t hesitate to slap the shit out of her.
–28th & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Nathan
Well-fed black women to boyfriend: I will smack the color right off your face!
–Carmine & Bedford
Mother to screaming children: My hand is itching for a date with your face!
–50th & Park Ave
Wannabe thug, to wannabe thug friend: I’ll let you punch me in the stomach ten times if you let me punch you in the face once.
–48th & 9th
Overheard by: Didn’t know there was an exchange rate…