Man: So I’m not going to be like, “pens!” (in falsetto) “Yeah!”. I’m going to be like, “pens!” (in operatic baritone) “Yeah!”
–96th & Broadway
Guy on phone: Just hit her on the head with, like, a spatula… or a frying pan.
Overheard by: Jarred
Man standing on the street, mumbling: Dammit, spoon in your ass! (shouting) I was born with a spoon in my ass!
–13th & 5th
Overheard by: Nora
Woman: All of these improvements are bad!
–Bowery Kitchen Supply, Chelsea Market