Girl #1 to over­ly friend­ly boy: You can’t sit here.
Girl #2: Yeah, we’re too cool for you to sit with us.
Girl #3: We’re so cool we know where Nar­nia is.
Boy: I know where Nar­nia is!
Girls, in uni­son: Where?
Boy: In my pants.

–Bard High School, Queens

Over­heard by: Sun­ny