Em­inem style white guy, try­ing pick­up line: How was the book?
Pret­ty Chi­nese girl read­ing book, turn­ing page left to right: What?
Em­inem style white guy: The book you just fin­ished, how was it?
Pret­ty Chi­nese girl read­ing book: I’m Chi­nese, this how we read books!

–N Train