Thought­ful 14-year-old girl: I don’t think I’d like leather sub­cul­ture, I mean, do they have a choice? Like, does­n’t that in­volve hurt­ing lit­tle an­i­mals and shit?
Knowl­edge­able friend: It does­n’t have to be, like, ac­tu­al leather.
Thought­ful 14-year-old girl: Oh! Okay.

–Cafe, 115th & Broad­way