40-some­thing year old woman: Would you please give me change, sir?
Teen dude: What kind of change would you like?
40-some­thing year old woman, af­ter star­ing: Don’t you know what change is, moth­er­fuck­er? I am hold­ing a cup. You know what that means?
Teen dude: It means that you’re a freak­ish bitch­woman. (walks away)

–Broad­way & 242nd Street, Bronx