Conductor: Herald Square, the r train is across the platform.
Four-year-old-in-stroller: The r train!
Mom: Yep.
Four-year-old: The r train. The r train! We can take the r train to Kendall’s house.
Mom: No, honey.
Four-year-old: Oh.
Mom: How do we get to Kendall’s house?
Four-year-old: Oh. We take a taxi.
Mom: Yep.
Four-year-old: We take a taxi… Then an airplane.
Mom: Yep. Kendall lives in Austin, Texas.

–Q‑train, 34th Street

Overheard by: Sarah Hammond