Black girl, discussing first date with friend: He was so funny! Like, you know, white people, they don’t be funny, but he was so funny!
–F Train, Queens
Crazy black guy to pretty blonde tourist: Marry me! I like white people too!
Girl outside liquor store: I’ma get white-girl drunk tonight.
–106th & 2nd
Overheard by: steph
Black woman to half-black, half-Asian baby: You’re going to get hit on by so many white guys!
Overheard by: Fact!
Black guy getting off train to black girl: Watch out for the white people.
Overheard by: White Girl