Bro: Dude, I don’t know what to do about Jersey. They’re so out of touch…
–Southbound N Train
Loud coworker: And I was like, “oh my god, don’t use lip liner or you’ll look like one of those New Jersey bitches!”
Random woman: I don’t want my kids to be from Jersey!
–41st & 6th
Overheard by: Fair Enough
Meathead, about Statue of Liberty: That green bitch looks better from Jersey.
–The Jewel Yacht, MC Chris Concert
Overheard by: MCC fan