Bro: Dude, I don’t know what to do about Jersey. They’re so out of touch…

–Southbound N Train

Loud coworker: And I was like, “oh my god, don’t use lip liner or you’ll look like one of those New Jersey bitches!”

–Union Square

Random woman: I don’t want my kids to be from Jersey!

–41st & 6th

Overheard by: Fair Enough

Meathead, about Statue of Liberty: That green bitch looks better from Jersey.

–The Jewel Yacht, MC Chris Concert

Overheard by: MCC fan