Guy #1, stand­ing in check­out line: So you’re ready for the cruise?
Guy #2: Yeah. I can’t wait to gam­ble. I’m tak­ing $200 with me.
Guy #1: Wait, for the whole trip or just to gam­ble?
Guy #2: Just to gam­ble. I re­al­ly want to play that game where… You know, there’s a num­ber that you have to hit… like 18?
Guy #1: You mean 21?
Guy #2: Yeah, that!
Guy #1: I re­al­ly want to play… What’s it called? Shits?
Guy #2: You mean craps?

–Rite Aid, W 110th & Broad­way