Girl: I’ll have a grande skim lat­te, please.
Counter guy: What size do you want? Grande? Like, “large” in Span­ish?
Girl: Oh, um, no I want a small. No! A medi­um. Sor­ry, I can’t talk to­day. (looks down at hand) And I’m try­ing to pay with my stu­dent ID.

–Dunkin’ Donuts, The Bronx