Guy #1: It was­n’t even sweet! Why would they say that?
Guy #2: Well, you know sweet is just meant to be an ab­stract rep­re­sen­ta­tion of an idea that’s high­ly sub­jec­tive…
Guy #1: Dude, I don’t care. It was­n’t sweet, right man?
Guy #3: I don’t know. But, yeah I don’t think it was sweet.
Guy #1: Ex­act­ly! Wait, why am I ask­ing you? You have no taste.
Guy #3: This is true.
Guy #2: You know, if we could get sweet down to the chem­i­cal lev­el, I’m sure…
Guy #1: Dude, shut up.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty