Screenwriting professor to student: Ok, sweetie. I’m putting you on a fuck budget. No more ‘fuck’ words in this script. You’re over budget.

–Tisch School of the Arts

Overheard by: Bruce Lee

Teen thug to girlfriend: Where the fuck were you? What the fuck were you doing? Every kind of question that has fuck in it is what I’m saying! Fuck everything! Fuck!

–8th St & 6th Ave

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Man running down flight of stairs, with earplugs in: Fuck Washington Heights, fuck Washington Heights, fuck Washington Heights…

–181st St A stop

Young girl to young guy: Dude, fucking is hard!

–St Marks & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: Douglas Baker