Toddler: Mum, mum, mum, mum…
Dad: How about daddy?
Toddler: Mum, mum, mum, mum…
Dad: But what about daddy??
Toddler: Mum, mum, mum, mum…
Dad, stressed: When is it going to be daddy’s turn?

–B Train

Overheard by: Akiko