Girlfriend to boyfriend: If we got married, do you think everyone in our lives would loose weight for the wedding?

–4 Train

Teen girl to friend: It’s like anorexia but… spiritual.

–34th & 7th

Girl to friend: I’m paying you to tell me to gain weight so you can suck it out of me?

–Central Park

Overheard by: Fat Boy Slim

8‑year-old boy: Mom, can I take off this coat? It makes me look fat.

–120th st & Amsterdam Ave

Overheard by: Carol