Blonde girl to guy friend: I’ve never done real porn before. What’s it like?

–Fordham University Lincoln Center

Loud, long-haired, seemingly-straight white guy: So I wanna do a promo for the “hard-on” part!

–15th St & 5th Ave

Overheard by: Flyin’ Thing

Sorostitute at nearby table: So I said, ‘if there’s gonna be sex, take out the camera.’

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: Ladle

Man, coming out of Peep World: Blu-Ray would of course make the money shot better… Not that I would know.

–33rd St

Overheard by: Deep Tech