Guy to an­oth­er, in line of men wait­ing for their wives: The amount of com­merce that takes place in this store is un­be­liev­able.

–J Crew, So­Ho

Over­heard by: jang­bang

Ghet­to tween to friends: Yo, I want a girl that look like she just come out of Ur­ban Out­fit­ters… Dude, that’s my dream girl.

–The Bronx

Over­heard by: wink

Ob­nox­ious stu­dent: I don’t have time to go to Old Navy and buy my­self a t‑shirt!


Moth­er to child in the check-out line: If your fa­ther asks, this was on sale.

–Toys R Us, Times Square

Over­heard by: Emi­ly G.