Guy to another, in line of men waiting for their wives: The amount of commerce that takes place in this store is unbelievable.

–J Crew, SoHo

Overheard by: jangbang

Ghetto tween to friends: Yo, I want a girl that look like she just come out of Urban Outfitters… Dude, that’s my dream girl.

–The Bronx

Overheard by: wink

Obnoxious student: I don’t have time to go to Old Navy and buy myself a t‑shirt!


Mother to child in the check-out line: If your father asks, this was on sale.

–Toys R Us, Times Square

Overheard by: Emily G.