Guy to another, in line of men waiting for their wives: The amount of commerce that takes place in this store is unbelievable.
–J Crew, SoHo
Overheard by: jangbang
Ghetto tween to friends: Yo, I want a girl that look like she just come out of Urban Outfitters… Dude, that’s my dream girl.
Overheard by: wink
Obnoxious student: I don’t have time to go to Old Navy and buy myself a t‑shirt!
Mother to child in the check-out line: If your father asks, this was on sale.
–Toys R Us, Times Square
Overheard by: Emily G.