20-something girl to friend: Who is Andrew Jackson and why is there a bloody musical about him?

–45th & Broadway

Overheard by: Meredith

40-something suit on cell: I vaguely remember who won World War II.

–14th St & 1st Ave

20-something dude, talking to couple: I’m not sure if I want to go out with her. She has the kind of STDs that Ben Franklin had.

–Brooklyn

Overheard by: Ducky

Early Modern Europe professor: Atheism during the renaissance in France was much like modern day marijuana use in America. You could get in trouble for it, but most likely won’t.

–Hunter College

Overheard by: Nessya