Suit to buddies: So I have to do that every time I poop, or blood gets everywhere…

–Bryant Park

Overheard by: lezbotron

Young male suit: 34 years, 8 months, and 3 weeks until I retire. So I plan on marrying rich.

–Uptown 4 Train

Overheard by: Ferna

Suit on cell: Did you just say ‘bollocks’?

–13th & 1st

Suit: It’s legal S&M! That’s what I always say.

–A Train

Suit on cell: Okay, see you Sunday. (hangs up and says to himself) I’ve never seen you, I don’t want to see you, and I never will see you.

–King St