Suit to buddies: So I have to do that every time I poop, or blood gets everywhere…
Overheard by: lezbotron
Young male suit: 34 years, 8 months, and 3 weeks until I retire. So I plan on marrying rich.
–Uptown 4 Train
Overheard by: Ferna
Suit on cell: Did you just say ‘bollocks’?
–13th & 1st
Suit: It’s legal S&M! That’s what I always say.
Suit on cell: Okay, see you Sunday. (hangs up and says to himself) I’ve never seen you, I don’t want to see you, and I never will see you.
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