Girl on cell: Wow, you should be concerned if he does that in bed… Maybe you should call the cops. Actually, definitely call the cops.

–Lincoln Center

NYPD policeman inside police van: The park is now closed. If you are looking for recreational narcotics, may we suggest the East Village?

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Joe DiCastro

Guy to friend: Donuts freak me out, that’s why I’m not a cop!

–46th St & Park Ave

Overheard by: Molly

Macho policeman to petite policewoman partner: So I was like “Yo, dude! You’d make a good cop if you could just shut the fuck up!”

–Johnson & Graham, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Matt